Don't Bother Me!

I got a phone call at supper time tonight, asking me if I wanted to subscribe to the Ottawa Sun. I said no and that I never read their newspaper. He asked me why. I said, "Because I'm really offended by the Sunshine Girls". Every day, they feature some girl spilling out of her bikini. Anyway, he told me I'm not the first to tell him that, and he was sorry that in my mind, the positives of his newspaper didn't outweight the negatives. Of course, it could have been worse for him. He could have been the last guy to call me from Rogers Cable, before they finally figured out that calling me was a waste of time.