Understatement of the Year

"The first jump was just phenomenal..."

So said a bungee jumper whose cord snapped on the second 400 foot jump. Evidently the snapping cord absorbed much of the energy, and thankfully he was jumping over a river, so after a visit to the ER he's out, talking to the press and saying he wants to jump again.

I on the other hand, am not interested in a first jump.