Saturday, November 08, 2003

How to be a good Daddy 101

1. take children to their favourite museum
2. when daughter feels sick, carry her
3. when daughter needs to vomit, hold out hands
4. take daughter home and buy her some Ginger Ale

Note: soap doesn't remove the smell of vomit. After washing hands, put some shaving cream on them. This will remove/disguise the smell.

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