And another funny posting

This was sent to me by a friend from B.C., but I'm not sure where he got it.

You know you're from Canada when... (The Canadian Version to a Redneck)

- You only own three spices - salt, pepper, and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.
- You thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one meter above the
ground.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
- You think everyone from the city has an accent.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but
requires 6 pages for sports.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
- You head south to go to your cottage.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your
deck.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- The Mayor greets you by your first name on the street.
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
- The major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.
- You find -40C a might chilly.
- You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your
Sorels.
- You can tell the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel from 300 yards
away.
- You know the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Highway
Construction.
- You actually 'get' these jokes, and forward them to all your Northern friends.